haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
nutella sex= disaster
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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