I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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