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i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket

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Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......

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Really

(941): View more from Florida

You win

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(941): i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket (212): Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants...... (212): Really (941): You win http://tfl.nu/2qfe

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(517): View more from Michigan

and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

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(517): and trust me i need no booty pop lessons http://tfl.nu/h5fy

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?

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(919): Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen? http://tfl.nu/378f

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(732): View more from New Jersey

her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives

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(732): her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives http://tfl.nu/13r9

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(630): View more from Illinois

He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.

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(630): He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins. http://tfl.nu/5ao1

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(518): View more from New York

Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

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(518): Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed. http://tfl.nu/gt11

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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(919): My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet. http://tfl.nu/ix9e

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(845): View more from New York

We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.

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(845): We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey. http://tfl.nu/dkad

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(213): View more from California

Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.

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(213): Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain. http://tfl.nu/121u

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.

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and then ....

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he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.

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(215): he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas. (1-215): and then .... (215): he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut. http://tfl.nu/qu6h

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.

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(603): I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay. http://tfl.nu/s25q

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(916): View more from California

I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay

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(916): I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay http://tfl.nu/vfh5

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(305): View more from Florida

So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.

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(305): So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor. http://tfl.nu/ur1k

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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(918): please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters http://tfl.nu/gu1l

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?

(301): View more from Maryland

just fucking run.

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(304): i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape? (301): just fucking run. http://tfl.nu/0wzu

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