He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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