what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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