I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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