SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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