I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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