am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You were trust falling into bushes
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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