well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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