This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I stole a fireplace last night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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