my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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