do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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