I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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