does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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