Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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