Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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