That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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