Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize