we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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