Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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