Porn is love you can see.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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