Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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