Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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