my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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