You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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