how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
