They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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