I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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