Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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