I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was born a porn star she said
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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