i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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