I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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