Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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