love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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