these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well I just put wine in my tea
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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