I don't think brook has ever known best
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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