You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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