yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
