3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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