Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just tell him i said nine months
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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