He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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