her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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