Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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