Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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