butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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