love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Shame is for Republicans.
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