i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
