i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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