Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sober January is a disaster.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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