those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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