Dual....:-)
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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