I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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