she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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