he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
