peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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