marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
