Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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