he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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