physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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