I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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