Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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